Well that's awkward.

Not because I'm strong, or tall, or fabulous... but because I apparently have no morals (HEY! If the kid attacks me first, I totally get to swing him or her at another kid's face! It's fair game!)

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Anyhow, I wouldn't make a very good human shield, either. Too small, wimpy, and lame.
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And these results? They make my happy face light up! (heh. NOT.) Well, at least I'm worth that much.
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I have two last words for you: run, bitches.
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